Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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