guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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