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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Got milk? No.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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