Womens rights

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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am i invited to party? no

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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black people. that is all...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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