What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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am i invited to party? no

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Women's rights.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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