Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Arron Glass

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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