How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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