A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Fat people.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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