Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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George Bush.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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