what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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im gay because im gay

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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