What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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im gay because im gay

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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