How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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