What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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