What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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