Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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