Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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