A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Justin Bieber.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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