Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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LIKE THIS!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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