A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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