why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Fat people.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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