- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

your mommy so gehto shes black

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

how long has dibey got left like :)

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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