Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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???????????? WTF?

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats forever alone me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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