What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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