- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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