Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Arron Glass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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