A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Sonic

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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if you read this you are gay

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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