Fat people.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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