- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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