Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Where is my tractor?

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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