Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Anti Joke

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