Fat people.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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