Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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