So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Sarah Palin

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Justin Bieber.

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