The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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