What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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