why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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George Bush.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How are you this morning?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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