- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

An irishman walks out of a pub

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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