A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Anti Joke

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