Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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