Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Oh

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Anti Joke

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