What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Womens rights

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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