- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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