A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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