Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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i was molested.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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