You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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hi, im sober.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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