if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Womens rights

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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