How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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