Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Invisible Television.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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