Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

my bubbles!

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Caitlyn.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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