What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Lacrosse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Anti Joke

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