roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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(insert antijoke here

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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