umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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