What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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japan4.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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