Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Women's Rights

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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