What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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GIVE

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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make me a sandwich!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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