Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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