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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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hi hi strager danger

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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GIVE

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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smug face >:}

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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