Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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