Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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