Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Obama 2012

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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