A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The Colts this year.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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