It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Religion

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equality for women

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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