how do you make a joke act like yourself

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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