What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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women's rights

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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