If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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