Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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I went to the store and I fell

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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