Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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