How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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