Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Jesus wept.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Christians

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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BUT HWY?

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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