Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Runescape.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Anti Joke

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