Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Anti Joke

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