What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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lebron

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Obama 2012

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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