Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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