Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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