How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock Knock Come in!

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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BUT HWY?

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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