There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Obama 2012

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Miami Heat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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