What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Runescape.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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