What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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