What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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