how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Libraries.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

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