Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Miami Heat.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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