Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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whats black. an african american person

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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