- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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