Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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