A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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