What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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