A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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