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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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