BUT HWY?

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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anti-joke teehee

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Runescape.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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