What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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I went to the store and I fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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