How's your mum? she's dead..

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Hi

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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