How Long is a Chinese name.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Jesus wept.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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