Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Kony 2012

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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