How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A fat man on a moped

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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