- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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