What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Christians

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Obama 2012

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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