- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Nice legs....What time do they open?

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Your eye color is very unique.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's the difference between a duck?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

My wife has terminal cancer.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

I'm funny.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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