What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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