Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Politics.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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