So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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hi im paul!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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