What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Politics.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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