Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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hi im paul!

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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i like pie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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