Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Diana and victoria

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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