What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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I'm funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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i have cancer

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

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