- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

A black guy gets arrested...

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Why? Because racecar.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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