knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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