- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Your eye color is very unique.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

minorities

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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