Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Anti Joke

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