Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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i have cancer

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Hi Adam,

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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