Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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YOLO

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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