Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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