Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Womens rights

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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The Holocaust

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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womens sports...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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