What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Libraries.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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