yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Good to see you today!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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