Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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equality for women

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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