What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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The NBA lockout

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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