Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2+2= 478

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Wumbo

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A black guy gets arrested...

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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