Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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The economy.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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