Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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