What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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I like turtoes.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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