- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a. why? b. because I wanted

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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