What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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The NBA lockout

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

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