A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Christians

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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