What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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