What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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