Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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pedophile

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

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