What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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