I can see you under there. Under what?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A man walks around a bar.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Obama 2012

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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123457

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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acuna

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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