How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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