A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Anti Joke

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